Thursday, April 23, 2009

Beer Fest! [ MUNICH ]

As an American, I pride myself on many things...McDonald's, Bruce Springsteen, the missionary position [you're welcome], but most of all, my ability to drink vast amounts of cold beer. But I, as well as my fellow American counterparts, were put to shame by the Germans as far as beer drinking goes at Beer Fest in Munich, Germany the other weekend [Sorry America].


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Holy shit! Already?! Just wait...
Hofbrau Dark [or Dunkle] is a Bavarian original and its probably one of the darkest beers I've ever drunken. It is so think tasting, almost to the point where you could consider it a meal in itself. Very delicious though!



We took an overnight train from Florence and arrived in Munich very early in the morning with very little sleep. So we took a quick nap at the hostel and recharged for what would be a long and adventurous weekend. The first thing we did, upon our awakening in the beautiful city of Munich, was rent bikes and ride all around the city. Munich is set up perfectly for bike riding. Wide sidewalks, very little elevations, lanes especially for just bikes, and so many sites to see [that a bike is almost a necessity if you want to catch them all]. I love bike riding and I miss my bike back home very much, so this was one of the greatest feelings in the world at the time.









After a full day of bike riding and site seeing, it was time for some beer! We decided to go to one of the most famous German Breweries and beer garden, The Hofbräuhaus. We started out with the Hofbrau Dunkle [mentioned above] and some fine German cuisine.

+Wienersnitzle is gross looking, but ok tasting...just ok.

+German beer is only fully enjoyed with a gigantic pretzle accompaning it.










+Beer is served in these gigantic, heavey beer mugs known as a Stein and hold the equvalent of about three American beer cans...not to mention the alcohol content is alot higher.

So after the heavey dark beer and alot of food we moved on to some lighter beer.

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Yea, just get used to it. The next beer on the list is the Hofbrau Original. Although this beer is lighter than the Dunkle, it still is heavier than most beers I am used to drinking in Italy or back home in the States. The Original has a very crisp, refreshing taste that reminds me summer time. Definitely give this one a try if you have the chance.


So needless to say, six steins of beer deep each and we were on our asses. I'm not gonna lie...I don't remember getting back to the hostel that night [nor taking the picture below].













Saturday started with a headache [no shit], but was quickly replaced with fun and excitement as we visited Munich's soccer stadium and the Olympic Park.








After that, we visited the best museum I have ever been too in my entire life [no, I am not over exsagerating...and yes I have been to the Rock and Roll Museum]. The BMW Velt and Museum are not just amazing in their architectural design, but they contain some of the coolest motorized vehicles ever! The museum is a MUST MUST MUST do if you ever make it as far as Munich, Germany!


















We decided to top off the day with...


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Wham! You gotta love those mid-sentence ones!
We started our evening with a Munchner Weisse. I thoroughly enjoyed the taste and even smell of this beer so I inquired about it. The recipe consists of a balance of the banana, clove spice and lemon [among other things]. It is very fresh tasting and extremely drinkable.


After thoroughly enjoying a few more Munchner Weisse's, we made out way to a night club called Naucght Gallerie. This place was gigantic! There were different rooms with different types of DJs in each! Drinks were cheap and the girls were cute, so we danced and partied there till they turned the lights on on us and, to us, it felt like a great two hours and we should move on to the next club, thinking it was probably around two in the morning. We walk out of the doors of the club to the sun rising. It is seven AM! We had been having ourselves a blast for over 5 and a half hours without even realizing it!

Sunday, which was also Easter, we spent the last part of our stay in Munich at the concentration camp, Dachau. I have visited the Holocaust Museum in D.C. and have been very moved by it, but nothing could have prepared me for the flood of emotion that engulfed everyone visiting this place. Dachau was one of the first concentration camps, or what the Nazi's called "re-education camps". They believe over 35,000 souls lost their lives in Dachau, not to mention the starvation, over-working, torture, and general crimes against humanity that occurred there over the entire length of World War II in Europe. The most moving part of my visit was the first hand accounts that I was able to listen to through a rented audio set, from actual survivors and liberators of Dachau. I will, with out a doubt in my mind, remember this visit for the rest of my life.

On a lighter note [didn't mean to depress you, but atleast you know that I did stuff other than drink beer while in Germany], Munich is a beautiful city full of...

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Ok, this is getting kind of rediculous! But it's Beer Fest!...last one...I promise. = )
Probably the most unusual type of beer I had while in Munich was the Radler. It is actually a cobinaion of beer and lemonade soda [kinda like a Seven-Up or a Sprite]. It has a citrus-y taste and is a little sour for my liking, but I thought it was interesting enough for the blog. Try it just to say that you did.


No, but for real, Munich really is a beautiful city full of great architecture, a very fun and interesting culture, a rich past and a blooming future, too many things to do in just one small weekend, and...of course...its full of BEER!

It's true, I did get my American, beer-drinking ass kicked by the Germans...but ask me if I had a good time in the process...I dare ya!

















Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Spring Break 09!!!! [CURFU and ATHENS, GREECE]

Holy Shit!

Its hard to respond much more than that, looking back on Spring Break 2009 with my good friends Logan, Nik, Rob, and Kyle [not to mention all of the awesome people we met and hung out with while there...mostly importantly Colin]. Unfortunately for all of you not present on the cruise, the island of Corfu, the stay in Athens, and the cruise back..."What happens on Spring Break 09...stays in Spring Break 09!"

So I've devised away to give you snippets [is that a word?] that will kind of fill you in on some of the absolutely crazy-ass fun events that happened over the week with out incriminating anyone in particular. What I am going to do is give you short, ambiguous one or two liners that could apply to anyone or no one. I may have learned these things through a personal experience, through a friend, or heard about it through word of mouth. This is going to be a HOW TO SURVIVE SPRING BREAK 09 handbook, if you will. All you need to know that every single statement below are absolutely true...


HOW TO SURVIVE SPRING BREAK 09
by: Lucas Staib

+It's smarter AND cheaper to buy a stock pile of liqueur and champagne at a cheap super market before you leave for SB09






+The wardrobe you pack for SB09 should be solely determinant on how many t-shirts you need to wrap your previously stated stock pile so that they don't break in transit.

+Just because your on a boat doesn't mean you can't party...in fact it gives you more of a reason to. See this if you haven't already...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU








+Slip and Sliding on the top deck is dangerous and should only be done by the drunkest of professionals.

+Just because you're not a famous DJ from New York doesn't mean you can't DJ in a discotheque on a cruise boat.








+The Kite Runner involves the religion of Islam...not Judaism. And yes...there is a difference.

+Slovakian truck drivers are very, very friendly...

+No need for a cabin on a cruise, just have sex in the hall way. The employees don't mind.

+A 20 person hot tub next to the beach on SB09, no matter how many STD's you think it may contain, is too tempting to not get in.

+Ouzo is the local Greek alcohol...like Vodka in Russia and Tequila in Mexico. And like vodka and tequila...its wretched.

+When pre-gaming dinner, be mindful of that fact that you may not even make it to dinner.

+Getting with a girl on SB09 may be easy, but its never a guarantee. There is always something you can do or say to ruin it, no matter how drunk and no matter far along in the game you are.

+"Big steps" are always bigger than they look...way bigger.

+Offering to urinate, in any sexual form, is like karaoke...ALWAYS a bad idea.

+If there is no booze cruise...make your own.

+Drinking 101 beers before 1pm is do-able...and extremely suggested when on SB09.


















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"101 beers before 1pm?! That's crazy!" you might say. But you'll think we were even crazier when you realize we were drinking this shit. ALPHA is the cheapest piss water a Spring Breaker can find in Greece. Think of it like a Greek Nati Lite. Its shit...but it gets the job done. "Hellenic Quality Lager" my ass!


+Warm sand is the best feeling in the world after a cold, drunken dip in the Adriatic Sea.







+Some sand mermaids are made just better equipped than others.











+Peeling and orange and putting it in cheap vodka does not make it taste better...it only makes dirty cheap vodka.








+Eighteen year olds who graduate high school early and live in Amsterdam for a semester are the coolest. And yes...its ok to be jealous of them.














+Banana chairs are fun but can be used against you. Newton's third law of motion is a bitch.

















+If your wearing a pink toga on SB09 and your not drunk...there is a problem.















+Getting a Greek plate smashed over your head hurts alot more than it looks.












+With enough alcohol, you too can become a professional break dancer.









+Tonic water is not beer.

+People who tell you to be quiet or that you're too drunk are apparently nuns and packed bibles instead of bottles. They're no fun.

+In Athens, they have a complete disregard for driving and construction safety.

+The Athens General Hospital may be the worst place in the world...and I USED to be a unquestioning advocate of Socialized Medicine.

+26 liters of wine in one night is also do-able. And also extremely suggested.

+It is also ok to be jealous of your forty year old Australian trip organizer who lives in Switzerland to snow board and makes this SB09 trip five times a year.

+Don't forget your Circus Peanuts.

+When bathing suits are not handy...go with underwear. When underwear are not handy... go naked.

+The Acropolis is #1 on the list of 1001 places to see before you die. Get there!








+SPRING BREAK 09 in GREECE = BEST IDEA EVER!










So, for those of you present for these, I'm sure your laughing and looking back on those times saying to yourself "Man, I wish I was back there!"...either that or "What the fuck was I thinking!?". For those you who were not present...I'm sorry...you missed out and your probably either just more confused now or your about to explode with curiosity. If something is really is just gnawing away at your soul and you simply just cannot go with out know what happened, depending on who you are and what you want to know, you can e-mail and I may tell you...

That's it...please don't judge.
Leaving for BEER FEST in Munich, Germany tomorrow...wish me luck!